François Le Foutre

It's the sau´╗┐cy tail everyone's talking about! (And the tale's not bad, either.)

Come with François le Foutre, the Most Fearsome Fruit in All of France, as he conquers and dominates his enemies and lovers alike. Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival, it's the gay, pirate romance adventure you've always secretly wanted!

If you want to hear about my GAY PIRATE ROMANCE NOVEL, say "Bonjour!" in the chat window and I'll tell you all about it. (Wait a few moments for the video to catch up.) Then you can purchase something from the store to take François home with you! Maybe buy a t-shirt to get François on your chest or a mug to get François down your throat. A fleur-de-peen handkerchief is ideal for cleaning up any messes that might arise from reading the books. Or you can just give me your big fat tip. (I'll take your small- or medium-sized tip, too!)

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